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Posted on:10/22/2005
Written By: Unknown
This is a humorous article geared for medical transcriptionists. It quotes things like "You Might Be A Redneck" by Jeff Foxworthy. Most medical transcriptionists can identify with most of the items on the list.

  • You can fix stuck keys on your computer keyboard by turning it upside down and banging out the crumbs.
  • You have a Mr. Coffee within arm's reach of your computer desk.
  • The first place your husband and children look for you is at your computer desk rather than in the kitchen.
  • Your husband and children wave their hand between your face and the computer screen to get your attention.
  • You fold laundry while sitting at your computer desk.
  • You step on people's feet to get them to repeat what they just said.
  • You have a bladder capacity of more than a quart.
  • You have a bookshelf by your computer desk in which no two books are the same color.
  • Your dream is to someday have every book Stedman's makes.
  • Your wrist rest has food spots on it.
  • No one who doesn't know how to touch type can use your computer keyboard because at least half the keys have the letters worn off.
  • You are the only one in your family who can understand the clerks at the 7-11.
  • You find watching only one TV screen at a time boring.
  • You correct the pharmacist's spelling.
  • It aggravates you that the keys on the telephone keypad are in a different order than the keys on the 10-key pad on your computer keyboard.
  • You have a mini refrigerator sitting next to your computer tower.
  • More than half the icons on your computer desktop have to do with drugs or dictionaries.
  • There are more coffee cups in your office than there are in the kitchen.
  • You have your Mr. Coffee plugged in to your UPS (battery backup).
  • Your friends want you to go to their doctor appointments with them so you can act as an interpreter.
  • You go to the doctor with your spouse who tells the doctor, "She's a medical transcriptionist so I'll let her tell you what's wrong with me."

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